State of the U.S. Economy

[cursor]

The economy is so bad that ...

1. I got a 'pre-declined' credit card in the mail.
2. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
   
4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
   
5. McDonald's is now selling the 1/4 ouncer.
   
6. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
   
7. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
   
8. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
   
9. The Mafia is laying off judges.
   
10. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
    
    And finally...
    
    
11. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated ...
    ... by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

[Soquili]

Nice list Curtis. I think there may be more truth than humour in some of those items.

[Burpee]

That's a hoot!!!

[aridzone]

Funny but Sad Curtis

[Cloud]

my favourites are
1, 2, 3, 7, 8

Great!

Kash

[jyoung]

Good one!