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    Default Re: Caption Competition

    "What big eyes you have."

    C'mon, you know the story!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rik View Post
    "What big eyes you have."
    C'mon, you know the story!!!
    Rik, that was my fist caption. Scratch that one then!

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    Default Re: Caption Competition

    how do you get inside that washing machine you silly cat

    oh dear i think I overfilled it again
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    Default Re: Caption Competition

    [Mermaid] "Ok, it's my turn now. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'e'."
    [Mermaid, mid-conversation] "So you see it was all true. We were just having a coffee, when Harry the Haddock lost his trousers and I turned into a mermaid".

    Jono
    Last edited by Acorn; 15 July 2023 at 10:54 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonopen View Post
    [Mermaid] "Ok, it's my turn now. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'e'."
    [Mermaid, mid-conversation] "So you see it was all true. We were just having a coffee, when Harry the Haddock lost his trousers and I turned into a mermaid". Jono
    Jono, I edited into your Post by mistake. Apologies.

    Interestingly, it is two for eyes and most are on fairy tale mode.
    My fairy tale misquote:
    Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why's there flooding in the hall?
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    Default Re: Caption Competition

    you want fairytales...

    oh no! the emperor's new clothes have all shrunk!

    or

    oh no! what has happened to the emperor's new clothes!

    if you want something closer to the original...
    Last edited by handrawn; 15 July 2023 at 12:07 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by handrawn View Post
    you want fairytales...

    oh no! the emperor's new clothes have all shrunk!

    or

    oh no! what has happened to the emperor's new clothes!

    if you want something closer to the original...
    Or, "The colours' all run with His Nib's new kit. Oh, s**t!"
    The last word might rhyme with newt for those of a tender disposition.

    Acorn
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    Quote Originally Posted by handrawn View Post
    how do you get inside that washing machine you silly cat oh dear i think I overfilled it again
    Mine, with a similar concept:
    Let me out! it's changing to the Spin cycle.
    Acorn
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