Caption Competition

[Acorn]

Not had one of these for next to ever.

Best witty textual one-line for this image:



The Little Mermaid Watches. Partial Colour illustration by Helen Stratton from the book Hans Andersen's Fairy Tales published c.1930.

Acorn

[gwpriester]

Just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it.

[Rik]

"What big eyes you have."

C'mon, you know the story!!!

[Acorn]

Just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it.

I used to have hair once.

Acorn

[Acorn]

"What big eyes you have."
C'mon, you know the story!!!

Rik, that was my fist caption. Scratch that one then!

Acorn

[handrawn]

how do you get inside that washing machine you silly cat

oh dear i think I overfilled it again

[Jonopen]

[Mermaid] "Ok, it's my turn now. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'e'."
[Mermaid, mid-conversation] "So you see it was all true. We were just having a coffee, when Harry the Haddock lost his trousers and I turned into a mermaid".

Jono

[Acorn]

how do you get inside that washing machine you silly cat oh dear i think I overfilled it again

Mine, with a similar concept:

Let me out! it's changing to the Spin cycle.

Acorn

[Acorn]

[Mermaid] "Ok, it's my turn now. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'e'."
[Mermaid, mid-conversation] "So you see it was all true. We were just having a coffee, when Harry the Haddock lost his trousers and I turned into a mermaid". Jono

Jono, I edited into your Post by mistake. Apologies.

Interestingly, it is two for eyes and most are on fairy tale mode.
My fairy tale misquote:

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why's there flooding in the hall?

Acorn

[handrawn]

you want fairytales...

oh no! the emperor's new clothes have all shrunk!

or

oh no! what has happened to the emperor's new clothes!

if you want something closer to the original...