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  1. 02 October 2015, 05:05 PM #1
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    Default Another fish story

    A fish is swimming along and hits a wall, "Dam!"
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  2. 02 October 2015, 05:12 PM #2
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    A fish lands on an ice flow - "Skate!"
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  3. 02 October 2015, 08:36 PM #3
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    Default Re: Another fish story

    Teach a man to fish
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  4. 02 October 2015, 10:36 PM #4
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    Naked shellfish - "Porn?"
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  5. 02 October 2015, 10:39 PM #5
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    Immortal essence of a living fish - "Sole"
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    Default Re: Another fish story

    "Who's a pretty boy, then?" - Perch.
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  7. 03 October 2015, 10:01 AM #7
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    Its a load of pollocks - North Atlantic Fish

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  8. 03 October 2015, 10:07 AM #8
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    Is there really any plaice for bad fish jokes on TG?
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  9. 03 October 2015, 12:50 PM #9
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    you could always go tuna other thread if you don't like the jokes...
    (sorry, i got minnow-mum artistic talent so why should you expect any different on the comedic front?)
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  10. 03 October 2015, 03:41 PM #10
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    Default Re: Another fish story

    Don't miss the new cooking with seafood programme - The Great British Hake Off.
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