My toys

[RTK]

Ahhh... Toys...

I have a really sexy (or cute... ) scar over on my right eyebrow - it looks like I was in a knife fight with 84 Genghis Khan horsemen, or that I was attacked by a pack of semi-wild... wolves...

But no... It's all due to a hissy fit at age six: tossing up a 2-pound metal fire truck in the air and forgetting doing so...

You can't tell from my avatar, but it's there...

Actually, in my avatar picture, my suntan is fake too... So is my hair... I'm also faking catching my (at the time) 16-month-old son falling asleep and tipping out of the stroller. You can't really tell from my avatar, but I'm a really evil and vicious person! *Ruff*

So all you spammers and porn mongers stay away from here, or I have to come over there and bleed on you because of a horrible miscalculuation of elementay physics.

They all coming to life very nicely, Normam. In all their painful detail...

Risto

[parahandy]

Thanks Risto didn't realise my posting would bring back all those painful memories So how about a closeup of the real you, scars and all.