Burpee In Double Identity Shock, Horror

[iamtheblues]

Not that I'm prying, or anything, but we need to be told what's going on.
Is it some sort of tax dodge?
Or is she secretly an MP in the UK Government who is cheating on her expenses claims for two or more properties?
Or is it something even more sinister; an international under cover spy, perhaps?
Why, you may ask, do I make these seemingly preposterous claims?
Well, Ms. So-Called "Burpee", your cover is blown.
Take a look at the 2 signatures below from two different graphics posted here and here.
Whilst you are examining the evidence at these links, notice how she cunningly conceals her true identity in her avatar?
Hah! We're not fooled, the game's up, so you might as well come clean.
Bob Taylor,
Investigative Journalist
(By the way, very kind permission obtained from the butt of this joke - what a star!)