Caption Competition

[Jonopen]

[Mermaid] "Ok, it's my turn now. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'e'."
[Mermaid, mid-conversation] "So you see it was all true. We were just having a coffee, when Harry the Haddock lost his trousers and I turned into a mermaid".

Jono

[Acorn]

[Mermaid] "Ok, it's my turn now. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'e'."
[Mermaid, mid-conversation] "So you see it was all true. We were just having a coffee, when Harry the Haddock lost his trousers and I turned into a mermaid". Jono

Jono, I edited into your Post by mistake. Apologies.

Interestingly, it is two for eyes and most are on fairy tale mode.
My fairy tale misquote:

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why's there flooding in the hall?

Acorn

[handrawn]

you want fairytales...

oh no! the emperor's new clothes have all shrunk!

or

oh no! what has happened to the emperor's new clothes!

if you want something closer to the original...

[Acorn]

you want fairytales...

oh no! the emperor's new clothes have all shrunk!

or

oh no! what has happened to the emperor's new clothes!

if you want something closer to the original...

Or, "The colours' all run with His Nib's new kit. Oh, s**t!"
The last word might rhyme with newt for those of a tender disposition.

Acorn

[Acorn]

My best-non-fairy tale one-liner:

I could have sworn Ethan Hunt was here, three minutes ago.

Acorn

[Acorn]

My last one:

When you hold it to your ear, you can hear, see and feel the sea.

Acorn