What a pretty mouse... OMG!!

[Big Frank]

For the first time in my life I have purchased a mouse for my laptop based largely on its colour and finish, not its function.

Here's my laptop:


Here's the mouse Amazon are about to deliver:


The colours don't even match, but I nevertheless recognise that in my old age (I feel older than I am) I'm becoming a slave to fashion and colour co-ordinates, like I always promised I never would. Oh the ignominy...

C'est grave, docteur?