Hi Quinn,
Page takes too long to load for dial up users like me and I would agre with John about the center movie.
Next thing I would say is what happens on the next pages, how will your navigation work? Using the first page of your site just for navigation seems a waste of your time as you will need some form of navigation to get back and if you have further child pages it will be very easy for a user to get lost and give up.
Then comes the bit when you want you page ranked by the search engined they have no information to rank the site. Search engines need and use information and they do not rely on keywords or tags.
Your client asked for a simple and clean site why not give him that by introducing simple navigation and information that will encourage people further into the site.
Design is thinking made visual.
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