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    Topic - Are you a Xara/graphics addict?

    You might be a Xara addict if:

    1) You name your kids Vector and Bitmap.

    Who's next?

    Dale

    Why, I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir, because I’m not myself, you know...
    - Lewis Carroll

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    Topic - Are you a Xara/graphics addict?

    You might be a Xara addict if:

    1) You name your kids Vector and Bitmap.

    Who's next?

    Dale

    Why, I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir, because I’m not myself, you know...
    - Lewis Carroll

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    What about Dot? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    2) You paint all the walls in your house in a fractal clouds or fractal plasma pattern.

    3) You try to resize real life objects by pulling on their (non-existant) handles.

    That's all for now. (I'm a bit braindead :P)

    Lothaekor

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    I'll have you know that Zara was born in Feb 2001 and I did not get hooked on Xara until April [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]


    I'll not take your comment too personal [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Turan

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>You might be a Xara addict if:<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    4) You think Bob Marley made an album called Raster Man Vibration!



    Peter</p>



    Peat Stack or Pete's Tack?</p>

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    5) Trying to write "zoo", you write "xoo"!

    Regards, Ross

    <a href=http://www.designstop.com/>DesignStop.Com</a>

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    I like Bob Marley's other song "I don't want to blend in vain". [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    Oh and here's a joke I heard that you might like: You know how the English have the Rolling Stones who had the hit "Hey You get off of my cloud"? Well in Scotland there is a group called the Rolling Rocks who had the hit "Hey Macleod get off of my ewe". [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    Regards, Ross

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    You go into the bank and request a Xara account cause' ya' lookin' to writ checks large and small and you don't wanna' lose anything??? Duh...
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    Phillip

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    Here today, Xara tomorrow...or is it Xara today, Xara tomorrow??--YEAH THAT'S IT!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]
    100% Xara 100% of the time...what could be better!

    ---As The Crow Xaras On---
    Maya
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover."
    -Mark Twain

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    - if you design your grocery list in Xara X...
    - you talk Russian to the Xara X splash screen...
    - you import bitmaps of your enemies just so that you can use the Mould Tool on them...
    - if your definition of a "night out" involves a huge bowl of pop-corn and Xara movies...
    - you make sound effects when you use the Bevel Tool... (hmmm... come to think it... I do that...)

    [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

    Risto

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