Another fish story

[mikeymopar]

Don't miss the new cooking with seafood programme - The Great British Hake Off.

(nice one @Gorgon )

Sounds like a fine program to promote my new self-help book 'Delicious Fish Dishes For The Slender You'
~ Barry Cuda

[ss-kalm]

You shouldn't carp about the quality of the jokes, hopefully they'll get batter.

[pauland]

What is the porpoise of the thread?

Could we sell these jokes for a few squid?

[mikeymopar]

i fear nary a moat, nor fence, narwhal can stop this train wreck now

[Fin]

I think this thread has jumped the shark.

It's enough to make you feel eel.

Well, anyway--continue to flounder.

[Acorn]

Eel be back!

[Gorgon]

This thread is gathering speed. Must be turbot charged.

[mikeymopar]

until the sturgeon general comes out stating that puns are detrimental to one's health i'm certain that yawl can mussel in a few more here

[Rik]

What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head? - Ray.

[Fin]

Should have stayed in school.

If there are no further crustaceans, class dismissed.

Thank you, you've been a whale of an audience.