Hi, folks long time no see.

Does anyone have an idea how long the upgrade to Designer Pro X intro offer is likely to last?

Recently, I've become officially old and have been thrown onto the scrapheap of life. It's not all bad, a nice lady called Margaret sends me a pension payment every month, but it's not enough.

My new lifestyle, which includes; pretending to my daughter that I've given up smoking, muttering to myself, feeding the ducks in the park and avoiding anyone who is remotely my age, may not sound expensive, but have you seen the price of bread!

My savings have all gone, spent on Jack Daniel's and Crack (best week of my life), so I'm having to watch every penny. I need a little time to scrape the money together (i.e. blackmail my son-in-law into giving it to me).

Hence the question.