Forget the Eraser Tool - This is what I want...

[Big Frank]

Please don't laugh when I tell you that we had a Papillon (a Papillon Nain to be precise) until recently (silly bugger ate rat poison and died, buried him on top of a neighbour's Labrador, long story, tell you another time over a bonfire and roasting marshmallows and roquefort toasties, the kind that sticks needles in your tongue). However, you clearly have far too much time on your hands at this time of night (a little like a certain gascon beret) so we should probably pop down to the local épicerie and see if we can get ourselves a life...