Dear Santa

[jyoung]

Okay, Rik—

To be honest, I was going to ask for a life-sized Christina Hendricks poster, but only if I then wanted to sleep on the sofa in the den for the next 5 months.

World Peace was a distant second, but it sounded good.

Santa is too busy dealing with some disgruntled elves, but he had sent this to me previously: