Who am I ??

I am a big programmer and all - But I can't get rollovers to work
I run a big famous software company - But my mommy won't let me use the computer
I travel the world, all the time - But I can't write a sentence without errors
I ask for advice - But I flame those who respond
I like to whine for help - But I think it's a crappy place because I really get some
I am showing MY NEW COOL SITE to everybody - But it's my friends site and it's no site at all
I am a big frickin' Webmaster at a big frickin' company - But I am only 14, so I hope they are not mean to me
I am a big lord of the mighty Sith - But unfortunately, the force is not with me
I know, I could rule the world - But sometimes I cry into my pillow, because I can't get Dream weaver or Photo shop or A life to work.

So, who of you Adluts knows the solution to my christmans quiz ??
congats to all who know ...