Quote Originally Posted by handrawn View Post
you want fairytales...

oh no! the emperor's new clothes have all shrunk!

or

oh no! what has happened to the emperor's new clothes!

if you want something closer to the original...
Or, "The colours' all run with His Nib's new kit. Oh, s**t!"
The last word might rhyme with newt for those of a tender disposition.

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