A bit blown away..

[behzad]

I lived 3 years in Reading when I was five years old. Developed a thick accent I don't think this humour is for kids at that age? LOL

[handrawn]

that was the trouble when I got there, no one could understand me; I had three but one of them was the wrong one; Barking's no good if you haven't got the right t'ree