This mornings start to the day.

Softaculous reports an update is ready - Sure, let's do it!
'Would you like a full backup' - Most definitely, thanks for asking!
'This will take 3 to 4 minutes, please do not leave this page'

20 minutes later - this progress bar is not going to progress more than 95% no matter how long I stare at it. Of course it's a customers installation. Rolling up my sleeves for a manual backup of database and files knowing full well it would be OK to just close the page and carry on...buuuuut.