A Special Occasion, or two, or three!

[Rik]

There are three special occasions, in the UK on 19th May 2018.

1. My Birthday.
2. The FA Cup Final.
3. The Royal Wedding.

I think it's very disrespectful of the other two, to hijack my special day.
After all, I've had mine for many, many years. Long before they decided to use that particular day.

Don't you think that the other two should have, at the very least, invited me?!