Gare's Non-Xara Artwork, Vol. 3

[Gare]

HAH! Thanks for that!

Now I own a smart glass, a SmartCar, a Smart thermostat, and dumb sanitation worker, who just crapped up my driveway with a sloppy swing o' the can.



—g

[Acorn]

HAH! Thanks for that!

Now I own a smart glass, a SmartCar, a Smart thermostat, and dumb sanitation worker, who just crapped up my driveway with a sloppy swing o' the can.



—g

Swing or swig?

Acorn

[Gare]

Swing or swig?

Acorn

Oh, Gawd forbid. He SWUNG the can to an upside-down position, let our remains (our grocery remains, not our remains) pepper the driveway, leaving the can almost directly behind my car.

If he had a swig of our garbage, it would have served him right; we own three cats and an Olympic-sized litter box.


This is getting to be a fun 'n' free thread!

Too bad we have no audience to play to...


When I busted my femur about 5 years ago, I wanted to thank one of the nurses (actually, I wanted to thank all of them), but without a computer and only a BiC pen and a note pad, I think I did okay.




I wanted a copy to take home. Pressed Ctr+C, the Ctrl+V on the pad.

No joy.

[Acorn]

Oh, Gawd forbid. He SWUNG the can to an upside-down position, let our remains (our grocery remains, not our remains) pepper the driveway, leaving the can almost directly behind my car.

If he had a swig of our garbage, it would have served him right; we own three cats and an Olympic-sized litter box.


This is getting to be a fun 'n' free thread!

Too bad we have no audience to play to...


When I busted my femur about 5 years ago, I wanted to thank one of the nurses (actually, I wanted to thank all of them), but without a computer and only a BiC pen and a note pad, I think I did okay.




I wanted a copy to take home. Pressed Ctr+C, the Ctrl+V on the pad.

No joy.

If you had lent a little heavier with your pen, you could have taken the underneath impression back home. Shame on you forgetting the original Carbon Copy (Cc... for newbies) technique.

Acorn

[Gare]

True, Acorn.

So how did I get the copy I scanned and posted?



I ,think the explanation is in Star Trek: Discovery.

:)

This began as a plug-ins icon for the Desktop, and then it smiled and me and I had to up my game...






Best,

—g

[Acorn]

Quantum entanglement?

Acorn

[Gare]

OMG!

Why didn't I think of "quantum entanglement"???

That's both the problem and solution in all Marvel movies! :)




Now watch. someone is going to ask, "So what is that?"

And I will say, "It's manly cologne."