Gare's Non-Xara Artwork, Vol. 3

[Gare]

Gary, it's Spam o'clock:


Thank you for sharing your artwork.

Spammy enough?

Acorn

Oh, yes, indeed! I'll ask Priester to block you right now!



Here's a South of the Border celebration toke.

For Gringos only!





—g

[Acorn]

Oh, yes, indeed! I'll ask Priester to block you right now!

Here's a South of the Border celebration toke.
For Gringos only!

—g

I am looking forward to your entire daily calendar!

Cheers,
Acorn

[Gare]

Not likely, Acorn!

Sorry!

Think of my work as a glass that's half stupid.

[Acorn]

Not likely, Acorn!
Sorry!
Think of my work as a glass that's half stupid.

Gary, your glass is not stupid at all; it knows 3-D mathematics. Provided you don't pour out the water (a fixed volume), any position of the glass (a fixed volume) proves the air is also a fixed volume.

Your glass is rather smart.

Acorn

[Gare]

HAH! Thanks for that!

Now I own a smart glass, a SmartCar, a Smart thermostat, and dumb sanitation worker, who just crapped up my driveway with a sloppy swing o' the can.



—g

[Acorn]

HAH! Thanks for that!

Now I own a smart glass, a SmartCar, a Smart thermostat, and dumb sanitation worker, who just crapped up my driveway with a sloppy swing o' the can.



—g

Swing or swig?

Acorn

[Gare]

Swing or swig?

Acorn

Oh, Gawd forbid. He SWUNG the can to an upside-down position, let our remains (our grocery remains, not our remains) pepper the driveway, leaving the can almost directly behind my car.

If he had a swig of our garbage, it would have served him right; we own three cats and an Olympic-sized litter box.


This is getting to be a fun 'n' free thread!

Too bad we have no audience to play to...


When I busted my femur about 5 years ago, I wanted to thank one of the nurses (actually, I wanted to thank all of them), but without a computer and only a BiC pen and a note pad, I think I did okay.




I wanted a copy to take home. Pressed Ctr+C, the Ctrl+V on the pad.

No joy.