I'm a newbie to graphic design and I need help.

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authoritarian, moi? ... oh wait, you're a laid-back 'child' of the 60's Gary - I remember now...

so... were they as happy times as I am led to believe? did they have authoritarian grammar rules back then..... ?

@Duma ok sorry if it is not spam but we get a lot... and to be honest this: Please suggest any tools that would be necessary as money is not a problem for me whilst great for your good self, is typical of spammers; as is over emphasis of the cluelessness...

I'd recommend you get yourself on some training sites, not cheap, but for you no problem.. you first need to learn the software, and this does not look like the sort of stuff I would do in Xara software... others of course may disagree