Surely I cannot be the only person who refers to Peanut's Lucy promising Charlie Brown she will not pull the football away and then pulls the football away as Lucy and the Football.

I went to the Microsoft Windows 10 support page and scheduled a phone call for today at 3:00. What did I think, they would actually call?

So, at exactly 3:00 the phone rings. A voice says this is the Microsoft support call I requested.

Then the line I was transferred to rang, and rang, and rang, and rang, and...

Sigh