Gary Bouton's non-Xara Art II

[pauland]

I always wanted the submarine, but I never got one. :-(

I am not bitter and twisted as a result. Definitely not.

[Gare]

I always wanted the submarine, but I never got one. :-(

I am not bitter and twisted as a result. Definitely not.

Your therapist disagrees with you, Paul.

I know this, because my appointment with her is right after yours.

Don't be paranoid, but we talk about you a lot.



-g

[Gare]

This is the second in a series featuring the little chrome guy. I did this so long ago, I used a DOS program to generate the background trees. Neither Vue nor Bryce had been invented yet.

My Best,

Gary

[pauland]

Your therapist disagrees with you, Paul.

I know this, because my appointment with her is right after yours.

Don't be paranoid, but we talk about you a lot.



-g

I have seen you outside in your cardboard spaceship, wearing that dark suit and sunglasses. You and that Will Smith.

[Gare]

Now, Paul—

Can I direct your attention to over here? Do you see this red light?

Excellent.




Okay, Paul, you did not see a cardboard spaceship. What you saw was a pocket of gas trapped in the Earth's atmosphere.

When you go come, if you're asked where you have been, you will say that you've been out at the pub, that you had too much to drink and that you're going to bed.

When you wake up you will feel refreshed and remember none of tonight.

Nod if you understand.

Good.

[pauland]

..I told the therapist. I told her..

LOL

[Gare]

..I told the therapist. I told her..

LOL

I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you now, Paul.

It's been nice knowing you...

[Gare]

I'm proud to have been the Art Director for this new publication that is sprouting up in finer supermarket check-out aisles everywhere.



I did the CMYK conversions myself. Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Klowm.

-g

[pauland]

You are on a roll!

[gray]

Did that cardboard ship fly? It looks like Flash Gordon's.
As for clowns, we have enough clowns on the public stage now. More are not needed.
You are the cornucopia of the creative art world.