- You use the Xara Gunsmoke skin.

- Your hound dog keeps eating your Wacom pen.

- You make "No Trespassing" signs in Xara for your trailer park neighbors.

- You create images of cars up on blocks.

- You've done images of moonshine stills for the sheriff.

- You can do a perfect rendition of a Red Man pouch, and also authentic 3D gobs of chewing
tabaccy.

- You have ever created a Confederate flag in Xara.


Why, I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir, because I’m not myself, you know...
- Lewis Carroll