Make Us Laugh!

**iamtheblues** · 31 January 2008, 05:43 PM

Inspired by useful tip from MarkMyWords, here.
Lines filled with texture.
Saludos,
Bob.

**zaphodeist** · 31 January 2008, 07:35 PM

Ha!

Useful tip too.

I'm glad there's no-one like this on TG

John

**iamtheblues** · 31 January 2008, 07:43 PM

It must be because Valentine's day is just around the corner.
Very effective, red on black, I like it.

Nothing ever goes to waste in my Xara folder, it all gets
recycled. I posted the whole rugby poster here back in
November '07 and knew it would work with Xara's clipart.
Saludos,
Bob.

**zaphodeist** · 31 January 2008, 07:45 PM

I bet you get this one

Who said that about the pun being the lowest form of wit!?

John

**zaphodeist** · 31 January 2008, 07:49 PM

Posted at the same time .... like that one very much!

As hard to catch as an All Black winger

John

**iamtheblues** · 31 January 2008, 08:21 PM

I was taught to play it once, John, but I've forgotten now.
This one's pretty silly, too.
Saludos,
Bob.

**zaphodeist** · 31 January 2008, 08:23 PM

Enuff with the hearts!!

John

ps I do like puns really - like the goose!

**steve.ledger** · 31 January 2008, 08:36 PM

OK before this thread really gets too silly, here's a serious effort.

I often get very (very) old PC's still running Windows98 (eg; 128mb SDRAM PC100 Celeron 800mhz 8GB HDD, AGP2x), brought in to me by people who tell me they can't spend much but they have bought the latest Accounting program or game for their kids or husband, and they can't even 'download' them. Or their ISP has told them they must be running WindowsXP and so on.

So - they say to me "It's sooooo sloooow! Can you please make this computer go faster?"

To which I often reply, "Yes I can - we'll add some wheels to the case and push it down a hill..!"