"Egg"ing you on ...

[sallybode]

I heard something on Guiness Book of World records about a man who kept his beheaded chicken alive for weeks by feeding the neck the chicken scratch with an occasional eye dropper full of water.

Course when he got hungry enough, he had dinner.

Oh, YUCK!!!

My inlaws bought their kids pet ducks and then served them their pets for Thanksgiving one year. That is unbelievable. Worse than the headless chicken to me.

One of my favorite commercials was the one from where they had discovered there were no body parts associated with Chicken Nuggets and were examining a chicken with a pair of blue rubber gloves and you hear "Screeeeeeeeech!" But never did find any nuggets. Double darn.

Kiwi and Grafixman should now demonstrate the use of the "N", "E" key. (ANY KEY), alright. It's going to take a big rubber mallet to hit both keys at the same time. Much bigger if you illustrate the same with "Ctrl", "Alt", "Delete".