Burpee In Double Identity Shock, Horror

Not that I'm prying, or anything, but we need to be told what's going on.
Is it some sort of tax dodge?
Or is she secretly an MP in the UK Government who is cheating on her expenses claims for two or more properties?
Or is it something even more sinister; an international under cover spy, perhaps?
Why, you may ask, do I make these seemingly preposterous claims?
Well, Ms. So-Called "Burpee", your cover is blown.
Take a look at the 2 signatures below from two different graphics posted here and here.
Whilst you are examining the evidence at these links, notice how she cunningly conceals her true identity in her avatar?
Hah! We're not fooled, the game's up, so you might as well come clean.
Bob Taylor,
Investigative Journalist
(By the way, very kind permission obtained from the butt of this joke - what a star!)

Of course it couldn't just be a 'script' type font instead of real handwritting, could it? No, that would ruin the elaborate conspiracy theory that you concocted...erm ...um...investigated, ya, that's it! :p

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Originally Posted by iamtheblues

Not that I'm prying, or anything, but we need to be told what's going on.
Is it some sort of tax dodge?
Or is she secretly an MP in the UK Government who is cheating on her expenses claims for two or more properties?
Or is it something even more sinister; an international under cover spy, perhaps?
Why, you may ask, do I make these seemingly preposterous claims?
Well, Ms. So-Called "Burpee", your cover is blown.
Take a look at the 2 signatures below from two different graphics posted here and here.
Whilst you are examining the evidence at these links, notice how she cunningly conceals her true identity in her avatar?
Hah! We're not fooled, the game's up, so you might as well come clean.
Bob Taylor,
Investigative Journalist
(By the way, very kind permission obtained from the butt of this joke - what a star!)

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Any chance her name changed for any number of reasons between posts?

Ah, yes Bobby, that's what we investigatvie journalists are here for.
Saludos,
Bob.

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Originally Posted by Improv

...a 'script' type font instead of real handwrittingp

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Script type font? Don't be fooled, she has geat handwriting.
Saludos,
Bob.

Could it be a double-barreled surname?

Nancy Gartplay-Griffin?

What with a woman's prerogative an'all ;)

Of course it could, Steve, but I was hoping for something a bit , you know, jucier than that, in a Randy Newman sort of way. In the life of an IJ (Investigative Journalist) this is the sort of thing we are looking for.
Saludos,
Bob.

Maybe one off these?

Lol, lots of eagle-eye journalists around here. You all crack me up!

Ok, so here's the skinny, scoop, for inquiring minds....it's as Sledger said. A woman can change her mind at any moment and we do sometimes just to see if the men are paying attention and/or to reafirm our given right to make your lives miserable. Um, I mean to re-afirm that we can still change our minds.

I am Nancy Griffin. Once I tried to change my online moniker from Burpee to NG Artplay...or NGartplay....not N. Gartplay (thanks Sledge, baby). No one liked it but I continued to sign my work as NGartplay. Now I don't like it anymore and I think I will sign it with my reall name. If I do a watercolor or acryllic, I sign it NGriffin. I am now decreeing that I will be NGriffin from now on...tada! I've changed my mind....for now :)

Haakoo...do you write poems? Just curious about your moniker. The font comes right from our very own XX4 and most windows aps....Mistral. Nothing fancy, no mysterious background. Just simple, readily available fontage.

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Originally Posted by haakoo

Maybe one off these?

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Haakoo, It's her real signature, trust me, I'm an Investigative Journalist, I know about these things. This is what we are trained for. :D
Saludos,
Bob.

Or this.

Hans

Oops...I see that Haakoo and I cross dressed...errr, I mean cross-posted.

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Originally Posted by Burpee

...I am now decreeing that I will be NGriffin from now on...tada! I've changed my mind....for now :)

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Good for you, Nancy. Perhaps if the powers that be will let you, you can change your ID too. No matter what sort of slant may be put on it, Burpee isn't, as you know in your heart of hearts, how you wish to be known.
Nancy is how we know you, and how you should be named.
Saludos,
Bob.

I feel like I need to kneel in front of someone with a sword and be knighted or slapped on each shoulder with a sharp object.

OK, I dub thee The Fair Nancy. Now all you need is the signature of one of The Moderators. How difficult could that be? :)
Saludos a mi amiga Nancy,
Bob.

you don't happen to sing do you Nancy ;)

Actually, I did use to sing. I was second saprano in the girl's glee club and picked to be in the octet for 2 recitals. I was also asked to be in the A Capella choir but I was off with my friends and losing interest in singing by then. Nowadays, I'm asked to just mouth the words even when I'm only in church singing, lol. 16 years of smoking didn't do my voice any good.

Bob, not sure I'm going to change my moniker, just my signature on images. If I do change it, what should it be?

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Originally Posted by Burpee

I am Nancy Griffin. Once I tried to change my online moniker from Burpee to NG Artplay...or NGartplay....not N. Gartplay (thanks Sledge, baby). No one liked it but I continued to sign my work as NGartplay. Now I don't like it anymore and I think I will sign it with my reall name. If I do a watercolor or acryllic, I sign it NGriffin. I am now decreeing that I will be NGriffin from now on...tada! I've changed my mind....for now :)

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So...that would make you the NGriffin formerly known as Burpee?

Or...something like...that? <cough!> :p

Cheers

Doug

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Originally Posted by Burpee

I feel like I need to kneel in front of someone with a sword and be knighted or slapped on each shoulder with a sharp object.

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Swords are too violent by today's standards. I think when they give you a knighthood the Queen slaps you on each cheek with a wet mackerel-or maybe it's a flounder? Hmm...:eek:

Cheers

Doug

Holy Mackeral Improv, that sounds fishy!!!

ar, ar, ar.... :)

Nope, I'm still Burpee but I'll sign my work NGriffin. I've been Burpee for so long now that I feel like I should continue with it.

I understand. I've been using DogbertBH for more than 15 years. It's tough to think about not using it anymore.

Exactly Bobby. I have to admit, though; that little cutey in the avatar doesn't look 'dogbert-ish' at all.