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Just 4 u GM:D
hahahahahahaha
good job!!!
now fry him up!!!!!
Bob!
Ever thought of 'cartoonizing' and animating some of those great images you draw?
..Just a thought:D
No, not yet, I'm still learning...
Good eggs-ample, Kiwi.
Eggcellent.
Gotta start incubating something soon or this Kiwi bird is gonna peck me like a woodpecker...:D
Got ya !:D
OK, quit doing that, already...:D . How did you guess I had a wooden heart?
Here's my hastily put together eggsample. Big file from me, over 90K :eek: . I usually try to keep it around 50K but this one deteriorated too much at that compression level. Too many gradients and blurred colors...
Now you two behave or you'll both be sent to your rooms withOUT dessert!
Haha, just don't unplug the computer. Anything but that...:eek:
Bob, quick, pull the plug, they've both gone bloomin' bonkers!!!
*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*
(Do you think they have the bird flu?? ---er, ah, is it contagious????)
Bonkers!! Who, Me ... Naa!
Just a little loose and rattly, That's all:D
Bonkers?! Why absolutely!
It's essential for your mental health. You have to flip the gray matter regularly so that the bottom part don't turn flat and soggy, everybody knows that.:D ....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - you two are a riot - an artistically creatively humorously wonderfully talented riot!!!!!!!!!!
(Sally, I wouldn't dare pull the plug on these two characters - they are wonderful - anyway - i don't think either you nor I would have the slightest chance of getting near their plugs)
:D :) :rolleyes: :p
Yeah, but look at all the fun they had and you too by my tongue-in-cheek suggestion. Everyone knows I was kidding.
BTW, you two, were either of you using Maxwell's Hammer from the Beatles' song?
Now I don't know if this looks more like a brain glowing with thought, or a bare plucked chicken reaching underneath to kiss its #$%^& goodbye.
:D
I see the plucked chicken. But being headless it would have a pretty hard time kissing anything goodbye.
:D
I'll have to put those pictures in my albumen if I could shell out enough to buy one.
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I had a real good laugh at that Sally.
I have mixed memories about plucked chickens...
I used to help out my grandparents on their farm. On occasion, they would set aside a day to do chickens for storage in the freezer.
My grandmother had wrung the neck of one chicken when it got loose. It was running around like...well, a chicken with its head cut off!
Being five years old at the time, I decided to chase the chicken to catch it and knocked over a steel drum that contained burning feathers.
The burning feathers wafted through the air and drifted to the dried corned field (it was after harvest) which immediately caught fire.
The floppy-headed chicken ran into the burning field and was cooking slowly, feathers and all!
The chicken, now on fire burst out of the field trying to get away from the heat and ended up falling down the cistern (water well.)
My grandfather looked at me and was speechless. He later remarked that the cornfield will be easier to plow now that it's burned down. He mentioned that he was always meaning to put a concrete lid on that cistern.
Grandparents are good about thinking positive thoughts even in bad situations. :D
The next time they did chickens, I was set away from the scene, given a bushel basket of green beans and a bowl, where I snapped beans to prepare them for canning. I suppose they thought that would be safer for all. :D
:eek:
I hope you outgrew your talent for getting into trouble from then on, James....:D
Crazy headless chicken running all over the place. Now that's something I've never seen :D
I heard something on Guiness Book of World records about a man who kept his beheaded chicken alive for weeks by feeding the neck the chicken scratch with an occasional eye dropper full of water.
Course when he got hungry enough, he had dinner.
Oh, YUCK!!!
My inlaws bought their kids pet ducks and then served them their pets for Thanksgiving one year. That is unbelievable. Worse than the headless chicken to me.
One of my favorite commercials was the one from where they had discovered there were no body parts associated with Chicken Nuggets and were examining a chicken with a pair of blue rubber gloves and you hear "Screeeeeeeeech!" But never did find any nuggets. Double darn.
Kiwi and Grafixman should now demonstrate the use of the "N", "E" key. (ANY KEY), alright. It's going to take a big rubber mallet to hit both keys at the same time. Much bigger if you illustrate the same with "Ctrl", "Alt", "Delete".
Chicken jokes, chicken jokes, silly chicken jokes. Now myself, I am bouncing around from thread to thread trying to convert everybody into eating seagulls. This is tastefull. By the way, before you pick up the knive and fork, I'm not really a bird so don't even think about it.
Hmmm, how about a pig joke. Pigs are always good for hijacking an egg thread. :D
Salesman says to Farmer: How come that pig has three legs?
Farmer: Well, the tractor had turned over while plowing on a slope and that pig rooted me right out of there!
Salesman: Hmm, so he lost his leg how?
Farmer: Not finished witht the story yet! Later on, when I was checking mail, I crossed the road and a big semi-tractor trailer nearly run me over and would have if that pig wouldn't have knocked me out of the way!
Salesman: Oh I see! The truck ran over the pig and he lost his leg saving your life!
Farmer: Nope.
Salesman. Then What??? How did that pig lose his leg?
(see answer below in pic) :D:D
:eek:
Animal rights advocates will be howling for blood that was real, James... I read they actually do that with bears and bear paws...:(
Seagulls I wouldn't eat, though. With their appetite for anything and the amount of pollution people are dumping on the seas and beaches, being directly above seagulls in the foodchain could be risky. I'd gobble chemically treated, artificially fattened chickens, though...:eek: :D .
So chickens don't need heads to stay alive?! That's proof that they are a step ahead of us humans in evolution. We can go about our daily lives mindlessly, but we still need the head....:D
Ctrl Alt Delete, simultaneously, I wonder what that does....I'm going to try it right n
hahahahahahahahahahahaha to ALL of you - starting with Sally!!!!!!