This may just be paranoia but I noticed years ago that a lot of modern egg 'cups' - more like little saucers - are designed Lilliputianally so that if one is Blefescuan, like me [nature? nurture?], the egg falls over. A conspiracy of Brobdingnagian proportions that David Icke has never even touched on! :confused:
I did not know that about margarine - thank you :) - I shall tell my dietician.
Hope it wasn't a bad surprise :D
John [a Big-Endian]