Because that is the time they finally pay some intrest.
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Because that takes less time to do, and it annoys the ones who is painting
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Because they should have asked a homeless hobo wino, you can`t
get the bottle out of their hands.
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
They don`t want to be sued for wrongfull death.
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
For that you need male hormones, and quess what happens when
you swing from tree to tree and sometimes you miss.
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Now don`t get all cryptonic on me.
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
To stop the bloodflow to their brain, otherwise they wouldn`t do it.
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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Mine, I am mean like that, but keep it a secret.
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
hey, we needed some intelligent representatives.
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Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I don`t have a bath, so stop complaining.
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
you are obviously single.
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
See the Ape question
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Because you are weak? Mine open just fine.
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
To bug you?
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
You mean you don`t knock em out immediately?
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
God has a sense of humor and it is mostly related to gravity.
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why don`t they switch summer and winter around, problem solved.
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?